Photo-Feature: The Life of the Heavy

I have a directory filled with these pictures. Thought they might entertain. (Took more work than I expected to prepare them for the Web.)

So: Who is the Heavy?

What does he eat?


Does he have enemies - foes who wish only to consume his delicious sandwiches?

How do they make him feel?

Infuriated?


How does he feel... afterward? In the night, when the bloody killing is done, and the Heavy is alone with his thoughts?

Well, remember - maybe, maybe, you can outsmart the Heavy.

But can you outsmart bullet?

(The correct answer for that last one is "No." For clarity.)