NINE TAILS IT HAD, AND FIFTEEN FANG-TONGUES
IN A HUNDRED HUNDRED HIDEOUS TONGUES IT GIBBERED, AND ITS WORDS WERE THOSE OF MADNESS
IT CAME UPON A YOUNG MAN ONCE (PITY HIM; OH, PITY!)
THIS IS WHAT IT DID
AT FIRST, IT EMBRACED HIM, OFFERING KIND WORDS
"LOVE ME" IT COMMANDED
"LOVE ME"
THEN IT BEGAN TO TRANSFORM
HIDEOUS SPIKES GREW FROM ITS FOREHEAD
ITS BEARD GREW
AND GREW
AND GREW
THEN IT STABBED THE YOUNG MAN THROUGH THE THROAT
AND KILLED HIM
LESSON: BEWARE OF NIKOLASES, FOR THEY ARE VILE AND EVIL BOTH
ALSO
THEY HAVE BEARDS
(OH NOOOOOOO)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
A DAIMONE
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