King Nikolas and the Courtesans

A ZhangCo production. (Most spelling errors corrected - except for the word "pysics"!)

once there was

a king nikolas

he was king of the babylonians

one day he wanted to have sex

but he already had sex with

all of his concubines

so he was bored of that

so he said

whosoever shall deliver unto me

a virgin that was more hotter

than my concubine

shall receive 100 hectares of land

100 sheep

and 50 goats

and

some herb

of the earth

so all the men in the place

went up

and put lots of mud-powder

on their daughters

so that they looked

fertile

and

hot

and then they put jewels

across her nape

and

her ventrals

and silk

upon her dresses

and they went up to nikolas

and nikolas said

i have seen it all before

it bore me

because

i am a sexy man

then there was a young girl

who was the daughter of the vizier

and the vizier taught her all the maths

and like

the pysics

and like

the abacus

and like

agriculture

and the vizier loved his daughter

so he did not want to giver her to the king nikolas

and then

the king went up tho them

and he was like

why have you not presented

a virgin

to me

for i am king

and then king nikolas saw

the girl

and he thought

this womon does not have mud-powder upon her nape

nor jewels on her bosom

and he thought that it was

intriguing

that a womon would not think of her self

that she must put on these things

to be hot

and sexy

and he said

come with me

for you shall be my

wife

and the vizier was like

noooo

but then she said

do not worry for i have a plan

and then the king took her

to the palace

and he gave her like

a garden

with some figs

and dates

and like

a cat

and he said

to night we shall have

sex

and

they did

and then king nikolas said

hmm

what was i thinking

i would rather

have had

sex with a womon

with mud-powder

on her face

and jewels

upon her breast

such that

i am stimulated

to a greate extent

by the chafing

upon my skin

and then king nikolas said

tomorrow you will be

execute

so i can have

another hot concubine

but

she was like

ok

but

are you sure you would not rather

hear a story

and he was like

for tonight

only

and then

she told him

of the maths

and she told him

about the vectores

and

the squaring of the circle

and

the partial derivatives

and

the matrix

and king nikolas was fascinated

by this

and then the womon told him

if you want to know

more you will have to wait

for tomorrow

and he was like

noooo

and he did not execute

her

so then

she told him

about the pysics

and she told him about the forces

and the velotices

and

the vectores

and the motion

and the electricity

and the nucleus

and then

they next day

she told him about

the abacuses

and

the algorithms

and

the data structures

and

the object-oriented paradigms

and the data bus

and then

and for a while

the king nikolas

was very interested

and then

he became very much enamoured of these topicks

and he decided

one day

he freed all his concubines

and he became a scholar

in the grand academy

in france

and he took the womon

with him

to be his

real wife

and she was like

ok

and they were very happy

and

that is why

nikolas is

the way he is

to day

(Director's Cut Edition: pretend there's a snake in the palace somewhere!)

Not at all inspired by Shahazrahad.