The gift of the magi

a strange dream of the nikolas

so like

i was walking to a place

i dunno where

and like i had at least 2 rolling suitcases 

or bags

and beheind me was some girls

there were 2 that were talking to each other

and like gossiping or somthing

and they were both pretty hot

and then one walked up to me 

but didnt say anything 

but she was staring at me

and with an angry face

and i was like

wut

and she was like 

dude do i know you from sumwhere

and i was like

i dant think so

and she was like all staring at me all angsty like

so i was like wat high school did you go to

and she was like homestead or something

and then i was like what middle school did you go to

and i forget what she said

and i asked her if she was in cologe yet and she said no

and then we got to talking

and we like "hit it off"

except i wasnt me

like i was reall confidient

and mean

and i had a british accent

and then we passed by an arcade or something, like a big mall

and she was like ooh lets go in 

and i was thinking to my self,

i should not give in to her demands, because then i would not be

confident and mean anymore, and even though i was afraid i would offonse her

so i was like no, u can go in if u want

and it worked, because she was all like coercing me

and like pullin' on my arm, and i begrudgingly went

except now the arcade was her apartment

or something

and i found her name was the same as this girl i know from cologe

but she did not look like her

also she had a cell-phone

and like we played this video game on the computer

except i was really good at it apparently because i played it before

and then a while later

i was like ok we will be late for the thing

but i dont remember what the thing actually was now

and i saved the game, and walked outside, and i assumed she was following me

downstaris

and then i got downstarirs, but she was not there

and like her friends and my friends were there

except i did not know who any of them were

and there was this guy , and his name was like

percival, or percy or something

and he was like 

She is dead!

oh no

i ran back up the stairs 

and i found her

she was hanged outside the balcony

and i thought she was dead

and i was sad, and i wept

but then she like was help me

and so i leapt out and like broke the rope

with my bear hands

except it was made out of like

paper clips or something

so it was really easy

and then i laide her on the bed and like

i had to recussitate her

with my mouth

and when she was alived, she was like

oh my

and like embarased

and i found some "Evidence" that percy tried to kill

her and like was frame me

and the evidence was like 2 ping pong balls

and some plastic wrappers

(it made sense at the time)

so i went to confront him, and

the polis was there and like 

everything was resolved apparently

and like i was talking to her again, except i knew

that i didnt have to be mean anymore

because she was like "into me"

and i didnt have a brititsh accent anymore

but i was still like confadant or sumthing

and then we were all playing some sort of MMORPG

and like our "Friends" were happy that we joined their guild or something

oh also like apparently after i saved her life the building exploded

because it was evil or something

and i became the "Great Hero"

and there was like a big spaceship hovering around

except it was an organic spaceship, with like

blood vessles

also there was another dream where i stole a car or something

and there was like this crime lord that had mind-control, and like a jet pack

it was really cool

but i dont remember it

also it was weird that i had a vivid dream beacuse as i was about to sleep i said to myself "no puedo soñar" which means i cant dream in spanish