Dreamtime

Transcription of the dream of a friend.

i was like the manager of this big office building
and there was this girl who was like depressed of something

(but she was hot)

also

she reminded me of a womon who i saw

on a television show

and she was gonna jump off the ledge
but there were 2 companies in the building

they were rivals

and Korean

with similar sounding namesand they both thought the girl was a corporate spy or soething

for the other company
so they were like

all shouting the the corrididrrs

and i was there to try

to resolve

the dispute

but then

i saw that womon

and i made her come inside

and then

we tried to go downstairs

so we got to the elevator

and she was hot

and i was like

restraining her

but then

i was like

put my arm around her

and then the elevator was like

3 options
1 was go down

the regular way

the other 2 was

send an email

to the elevator

to say

where you want to go

1 was with

the gmail
and 2 was with

the yahoo

mail
and then i tried

but they didn't work

and then this big black man came

and he tried to do the same thing

but it didn't work

so i try the regular one

and it worked
but i had to use some weird computer

program

to work it

and then

we went down
really fast

and i think

i kissed her

in there

and then

i woke up

The most obvious question, is, of course, what happened next? But, frankly, I think that's a little too easy. So let's ask a better question: What happened before?

1: The dreamer was contacted by a woman he had once known and recruited into an arbitration agency. His normal agenda, which might have led him to a job more suited to his interests, was suppressed by a desire to impress her.

2: The suicidal woman had suffered for years from a disease that most doctors refused to believe existed. Becoming less and less social, her state of mind provoked the confrontation between companies even as it provoked her own near-suicide. (Her willingness to be talked down should be ascribed to the dreamer himself.)

3: The black man is an agent of the KGB. His efforts to use the elevator represent his attempts to penetrate US national security. Until the dreamer's approach, he had attempted to use the elevator many times before, having gained entry in the first place through the actions of the Korean firms, of course representing the near and urgent threat of North Korea.

Any or all of these may be true. But beware: the wrong choice could ruin everything.