Panda

There lived a panda in a bamboo tree.
It was quite small, and loathed by all its kin,
From passersby it would extort a fee.
For this its excuse was rather too thin,
though it offered protection, none saw threat!
with fire and spear the pandas came down,
through their yowling strikes the robber's end met,
and his plunder taken to funkytown.
In it the pandas spent their reclaimed loot,
Fearing to keep it, for it's evil's root!