Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Nikolas Quiz

1. What is a Nikolas?
A) Mouse
B) Louse
C) Grouse
D) Turtle
E) Turpin

2. Where is the Nikolaus-house?
A) On the river of dreams
B) In a big city
C) By the rivers on the woodland
D) Where the sun never shines
E) 921 W. 18th St., New York, NY 10021

3. How do you get to the Nikolaus-house?
A) Motour-cade
B) In a magic way
C) Beg
D) Believe in yourself
E) Walk

4. What is the Nikolas favourite food?
A) Rattes
B) Myce
C) Catts
D) Dogges
E) Flour, sugar, and other things
AB) Crab, eggs, and lump meat
AC) Palm nut soup and groundnut soup mixed together with goat meat

5. What is the Nikolas favourite subject?
A) Maths
B) Chymistry
C) Physic
D) German
E) English

6) What is a Nikolas favourite pastime?
A) Arcane magics
B) Games
C) Maths & Sciences
D) Base-ball
E) Sex


See comments for answers.

3 comments:

Oldboy said...

1. ABCDE
2. ABCDE
3. ABCDE
4. ABCDE
5. ABCDE
6. ABCDE

Ratings:
0-2: Novice Nikolas
3-4: Nubile Nikolas
5: Niggardly Nikolas
6: Narcissistic Nikolas

Cavalcadeofcats said...

THIS IS THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME

Truly, SAVE THE BLAG DAY is a thing of wonder and joy.

(I am but a novice!)

King Kessler said...

EPIC
I'm a novice too. D: