Tuesday, January 29, 2008

SAVE THE BLAG DAY 2: A Man On Fire

Jacob was on fire.

On fire with enthusiasm with the savings from his new mobile phone plan?

Oddly, yes.

You see, Jacob subscribes to the Flaming Evil Skull wireless plan. Whenever he feels particularly piqued, he types in a particular four-digit text code, and a swarm of flaming evil skulls converges on whatever he is annoyed at. On special occasions, the skulls are on fire with frost. This gives them an extra plus five damage and the ability to attack fire-immune creatures.

It costs Jacob a hundred minutes every time he types in the code, but so far, it's been more than worth it.

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