Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Google Sketchup Trouble

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From: "Nicholas Feinberg" <nicholas.feinborg@nicholas.feinberg>
To: "Google Sketchup Help" <sketchup@googlegroups.com>
Subject: "Argh"
CC: <none>
BCC: <none>

Google Sketchup is giving me trouble.

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From: "Technical Support" <technicalsupport@google.com>
To: "Nicholas Feinberg" <nicholas.feinberg@nicholas.feinborg>
Subject: "Re: Arch"
CC: <none>
BCC: <none>

THANK YOU FOR PHONCALLING TECHNICAL SUPPORT
♩      ♪      ♫      ♬      ♬
THANK YOU FOR PHONCALLING TECHNICAL SUPPORT
HAVE YOU TRIED RESTARTING YOUR COMPUTER
HAVE YOU TRIED REINSTALLING MICROSOFT™ WINDOWS™™
HAVE YOU TRIED CLOSING AND REOPENING THE APPLICATION
HAVE YOU TRIED CLOSING EVERY WEB BROWSER
HAVE YOU TRIED UNINSTALLING EVERY WEB BROWSER
HAVE YOU TRIED UNINSTALLING EVERY OTHER PROGRAM
NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE HALF AS MANY PROGRAMS
YOUR COMPUTER WILL RUN TWICE AS FAST
THANK YOU FOR PHONECALLING TECHNICAL SUPPORT
PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER NOW


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2 comments:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Sir! Is this a fabrication?

Tendentious!

(Also, not sure that it works as well in Blagform as in context.)

Kelsey said...

That's why I included the context!