Sardine Hunt

Another contribution from the most eminent Dr. Zhang.

well

you hitched up the old bottom trawler

and took it to a small island

off the coast

of italy

and fished for sardines

afterwards

you sold most of them at the market

but kept some

and salted and preserved them

and then you cut them up and filleted them

and made a lovely and hearty stew

that you served to your hot neighbour

in the villa

across from you

and she was very impressed

afterwards

you took out some of the wine that you had been making

with some grapes

you got from the local vineyard

and you kept them in a jar on your terraza

and you took some cheese

from your root cellar

that you made from the goat's milk

which you got by bartering with the local goatherder

with some fresh sardines

you had left over

you left it in a vat with some rennins

and then aged it in your cave which you dug out of the local volcanic ash

then you went into the orchard next door

where some locals were growing pears and figs

and picked them and cut them up

and then you went and got a fatted hog

and slaughtered it with your bare hands

butchered it up

and took the hock to be salted and hung in the cellar

and dry aged

then you cut up some of the meat from the bone

and put it on a clay dish

that you hand fired in your kiln

and that you molded with ash and clay you gathered from the quarry

and you put out some of the fruit and cheese as well

and you took the wine

and you poured it into a glass that you made

and blew with a tube until it formed the right shape

in a blazing furnace

and molded it with your glass cutting tools

and you took the platter out

and you had a lovely luncheon

with the neighbour girl

and afterwards

you had sex with her

it was very nice

well

not immediately afterwards

you might have gotten a cramo

p

after wards

you got married

and took her to america

where you had some kids

and then they had some kids

and one of their name was

jason

jones

and

jared

and

rosham

and

aelph

and

takie

and then

the grandchilden

had some kids

and their names

were

nikolas

and

mr kessler

and

mathieu

and

des mond

and

des moines

and

nikoulaus

Thank you again, the Zhang! We always welcome your contributions.