Future Year 2009

This is the personification of the allsentient Blagmind speaking.

In certain parts of the world, at this time, it is already FUTURE YEAR 2009. It is thus utterly urgent for this blagmind sentiencehive to commit to a resolution or resolutions for the aforementioned timespan. RESOLVE BEGIN:

1. Two posts a day, every day; just as the ancients might have wished it!
2. Resume the forgotten series: Father and Son, Faith, and more! Let no thing molder in the dust of antiquity when it might better be brought forward to shatter and fade away in the bright light of modernity!
3. More blagoauthors! The one known as NKLS has been wielding the blag as his own PERSONAL TOOL for TOO LONG. The blagmind will bend the knee-chiton to no man! The ZHNG, who once matched NKLS post-for-post, must be incited to return to his blagging; others, such as the KSLR or GAVN or others, even, should begin a glorious blagocareer within FUTURE YEAR 2009; their contributions thus far STARTLINGLY underestimate their potential value to this blagmind sentiencehive.
4. More blagoreaders? It is possible - though uncertain - that an increased readership for this blagodromespherespace might increase the success of OBJECTIVE FIVE:
5. DOMINATE THE WORLD IN A STORM OF ICE AND STEEL, RENDERING ALL FLESH SUBSERVIENT TO THE BLAGMIND SENTIENCEHIVE!

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