Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Nikolas Agenda

The Nikolas Agenda is, by all reports, unspeakable.

So let's say no more of it!

Instead, we will discuss other agendas.

The Kelsey Agenda:


The Ethan Agenda:

See "Kelsey", above
- Sudden, unprovoked violence
- Physical
- Verbal
- See "Kelsey", above

The Mormon Agenda:

Joseph Smith
- Brigham Young
- Le-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

The Zhang Agenda:

-Rage at accurate descriptions of self

We hope this has been an education! Also, we hope that David doesn't injure himself in his standard fit after seeing something like this.

We hope a lot of things.

It's all part of...

The Nikolas Agenda!


Calvacadeofcats said...

what a peculiar turn of events

Calvacadeofcats said...

talk to mr kessler for an accurate description of the events following

Cavalcadeofcats said...

I _must_ talk to Mr. Kessler, then! At _once_.