TJAT

The most learned and erudite scholar, Mssr. Zhang, has deigned to honor us with a short poem of his own devising. It follows.

it is

tjat: conqueror of the alpha-colonies

imposed a cruel sultanate

and stole jewel-encrusted

chains

to wrap his ships
He shot people
all the time
with beams of solid steel
(they might have been

hoops of steel)
He conquered the alpha-colonies
with alpha radiation

they have really thin skin there
with his cruel sultanate

he

mines

for anthracite

and

like

palladium

Please give your praise and thanks in the comments thread. This was a rare opportunity for us, and if Mssr. Zhang does not feel appreciated, he will likely move on to other forums, being (as he is) an internationally famed scholar. Give him the respect he deserves. This has been: Tjat.