David against the Monster

David enters a house. So does a monster. They fight!

David slays the monster. Hooray! But what's this? The monster is consumed by the power of Judaism! Now it's a Jew-Vampire-monster! And - what - the Seal of Ory-Kalkos? What could this mean?
Now it's a Jew-Vampire-Ball-monster! Terrifying! David strikes at once, defeating its first form - but wait! Its first form! It's transforming! Now it's a giant Nikolas head! David fights it, but...


...the head gains a sudden terrible power! Its beard extends beyond reason, and it gains a hat - giving it Hasid Power! Red David Needs Food Badly! How can he survive the onslaught?

But wait! Here's the final-form: A Love-Beard! David fights it in the most horrifying hug-combat yet seen - crushing it to death, like Grendel! Flawless victory!

1009 points! 24901 more to the next level!