Lo, a David was lost in the forest, and the woods. And it was a dark night - lo, it was a mid-night! - on the witchiest night of the year. And he was much afraid.
Lo, did he hear the sound of voices, and did he approach them; and they were Womons. And he did cower, but they spoke to him in kind words and kind voices, and he was lured into their darkened home. And lo, they did shut the door behind him; and it did lock.
And lo, this David was much afeared; but the womons did soothe him with kind words and kind voices and gentle looks and gentle touches. And it was dark, and night; and he did lay himself down to rest.
And then came the vagina dentata; and never again was any word heard of young David Zhang.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
HALLOWOMONS
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3 comments:
That was probably the most inappropriate post on the blog to date. But that's cool, because it was censored in Latin!
What censorship? That's the original, man!
Also this is the result of my threat to David that ANOTHER request for a blog post about "womons" would lead to something horrible.
Oh, okay! It's not cool then. :D
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