Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Turret-Beast


a pronged-winged-turreted-beast
A-WOO
he has horns
of
bone
and
instead
of calcium
it is composed
of
magnesium
he is able
to "jump" to "higher places"
and "fall down"
to release "energy"
that he shoots
in a giant laser beam
from his turret
he was created
by the ionisation of helium
its purpose is to find out errant knights
and singe then
in the haunches
there are five errant knights
once it finds them all
it can unlock the magic door
to find
some
treasures
and then it
goes up to a degenerate orbital
and like"dude how are you"
i will fill you with protons
one at a time
for lowest energy
and then it be all like
hey
it is the thing and go to fighte desmond
and then galgamoth shows up
with his womon
and they are all over each other and he says
"duyde go get a roome"
and then they do
and have many children
then the beaste goes in the night
and he sends photons
at metals
and harveste the electrons that are released
the end

1 comment:

Kelsey said...

Illustrations yay!