The Great Adventure

You are in a car. There is a stoplight before you, glowing red. What do you do?
> stop
You stop. There are three white cars before you. What do you do?
> There are six.
There are three immediately before you, and sorta to the side. What do you do?
> Why are the ones to the side counted, but not the ones in front?
There are a bunch of cars before you. What do you do?
> destroy them
There are a bunch of destroyed cars before you. What do you do?
> skin them
You look over the main points and keywords to discover that they belonged to an ancient, vengeful civilization. What do you do?
> look around for things to sacrifice to placate their gods
You spot a cigarette butt on the ground. What do you do?
> sacrifice it
The gods say that it was already half-sacrificed by someone else, and that you can only sacrifice it for equal or lesser value. What do you do?
> what does that mean
The gods hired a translator to communicate; their native language isn't English. What do you do?
> uh
It's a cheap translator. What do you do?
> apologize
You hire a cheap translator and they become offended. What do you do?
> run away
They follow you, emulating your every move. What do you do?
> think about posting it on the blog
They get ahead in their emulation and post it on the blog before you do. What do you do?
> remove their blogging privileges
They spam your forum. What do you do?
> require registration for posting
They create a separate forum dedicated to bashing you. What do you do?
> ignore it
The forum appears in a number of tech news sites which you frequently frequent. What do you do?
> post a public letter of apology on my site
They forgive you. What do you do?
> celebrate at the Chop-Bar
Game over. You win!

And that's why we went to the Chop-Bar yesterday.