Today I purchased a hat. It is super wonderful. Behold my hat!
This hat has many powers. It varies by the wielder. Personalized! 2x bonus!
On my head, it grants me the power to deliver punches to the throat that level slight men. Observe!
On my brother's head, it can deflect strokes from sabre and foil. Lo!
On the Kesley, the Hat grants the power of the Canadian Rangers: To summon maple syrup at will.
On my brother's head, it can deflect strokes from sabre and foil. Lo!
On the Kesley, the Hat grants the power of the Canadian Rangers: To summon maple syrup at will.
And David... disappears entirely.
2 comments:
nice job, but the picture seems to be cut off... Next time use scrolling, random colored blinking text!
Your Dad paid for that HAT!
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