Local Curiosities

There are many strange businesses in Cupertino. Some of them may appear normal - inconspicuous. They are not! This is but a facade. Let me tell you of their deadly secrets!

A "Panera Bread" lurks on Steven's Creek Boulevard. It claims to sell bread, and related products. This is a lie! It is, in fact, a covert Pokemon smuggling business. At night, hundreds of Pokemon are illegally distributed through the vast basements. The bread is cooked with the heat of their suffering! The rat-betrayer, thief of freedom's lightning, oversees the transportation. He is employed by "Panera Bread", and does their dark bidding. The building is yellow. It signifies his cowardice.

Dang it, Pikachu!

Near the Panera Bread, there is another "restaurant", named the Bombay Oven. Its food is good. Yum! Curry. But that's not the point! At night, they, too, move into secret motion. The Bombay Oven is a front for a paramilitary Pokemon-rights group. They've tunneled into "Panera Bread"'s basement, and now wage a dark war against them, seeking to liberate the captured Pokemon. It is a dark and furtive thing.

The owner of Bombay Oven never smiles. Pikachu killed his sister, and he will never forgive the Yellow Bastard for that.

Oh, yeah. Also, the Pizza Hut across the street is controlled by semisentient fungi in the ceiling.

I think it's something in the water.