Saturday, March 24, 2007

More Stupid Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

What's the best way to get straight A's?

What vegetable did the pirate not want on his ship?

Where do you find a snowman's website?

How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

3 comments:

D McGhie said...

Answers:

It had too many problems.

A slowpoke.

Use a ruler.

A leek.

On the winternet.

Don't bite any.

Kelsey Higham said...

HAHAHAAHAHAH
I LOVE THIS

Cavalcadeofcats said...

I regret ever asking.