DESMOND: Noble Hero of Isselunde, his home and native land. Regularly goes about slaying monsters with his trusty blade, Durendal, visiting the 'magic dragon king', and dying. (Even death cannot stop him for long.)
NIKOLAUS: Arch-villain and eternal foe of Dessymonde. Formerly known as 'Galgamoth.' Presently inhabits the form of the 'ratte-king', a creature of unknown power.
KING KESSLER: Noble monarch, ruler of Isselunde. Rarely appears; prefers to work behind the scenes.
MATTHIAS: Likes to visit the 'magic dragon king' with Desmondio.
MAGIC DRAGON KING (MDK): Smoking 'elf dung' (or other euphemisms) 'summons' the Magic Dragon King, who takes you 'flying' with him.
DAVID: His power level is incomprehensibly high. This does not explain the fact that he has never appeared. Possibly he was rolled up in a Katamari, or hit by a Star Destroyer, or something else along those lines.
Friday, March 09, 2007
Chronicles of Desmond Cast
Thermobarically ignited by Cavalcadeofcats to the temperature of 08:42
Submunitions include chronicles
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I thought Matthias was some sort of High Priest. And no, Devin and I don't go smoking drugs together. What the crap?
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