The Hobo Chronicles: Part I

I saw an old hobo on the street holding a peculiar box. "Give me a dollar, and I'll show you what it does."

"Sounds like a rip-off."

"I'll show you what it does first. Then you pay."

My money was burning a whole in my pocket. "AAAGH! It burns!"

The money burned through, and fell on the ground. The hobo picked it up, and then set down the box. "Thanks, man."

The end.