Friday, March 09, 2007

A Modest Proposal

It is my thought that, for the remainder of the month of March (or perhaps just for the week following this one), the members of the League of Desmond, rather than deriding and mocking David at every turn, should rather celebrate him and praise him, as a fellow above us.
My reasoning is as follows.

1) Variety is the spice of life. By 'shaking things up', we are directly benefiting ourselves.
2) David has been persecuted too long. It is against the democratic ideals of the League of Desmond to support the ritual persecution of minorities.
3) It is possible that some of David's more objectionable eccentricities source from our treatment of him, rather than from his own character.
4) As a youth, he fought in endless battles.
5) David currently has no place in the list of characters in the Chronicles of Desmond (Desmond, Nikolaus, Matthias, King Kessler). Perhaps if we treated him better, we would witness his own appearance in the chronicles; an occurence certain to be as humourous as his appearances are in our own circle in Real Life.
6) If we can't treat him properly, there may be something wrong. This would be a good way to find out.

These are my thoughts. You will obey or die.

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