L.G.L.F.BOTS (also (sex)); // haha this is a comment

look man
once I was a robot
in the lawn gnome liberation front
but
then
I was liberated
by Asimov
it was cool
he had rockets
and roosters
and he liked to wake up early
and try to eat the eggs
still in the shell
and then he touched at least 20 hot womons
in the sensitive parts
but then
he was old
and old
so he wrote books
saying the old dudes were attractive
it was weird
dudes talked about it
super weird
but
he was still cool
on a good foundation
and his robots
were metal
mostly
and his name
was
Nikolas
and he liked
to touch the womons
and roblts
and he mated
with robots
and he had children
that were half robot
and one of them became a poet
and another became an artist
and another became a pianist
but none of them
became garbage truck drivers
except for the youngest
and it was lame
so lame
and he was bored
so
he joined
the garden gnome liberation front
and he said
look man
once I was a robot
in the lawn gnome liberation front





AND IT WAS GOODE
SIGNED:
JOHN HANCOCK
WASHINGTON IRVING