The Chronicles of Desmond, Chapter 53, The Most Excellent Examination of the Royal Academy

Yea, it wausse indeede a greate daye in the mouste noubel countrie of Isse-Lande when, in the summertyme, and when the byrds didde chyrpe, and the treese didde swaye in the breeze, and the pondes did beckome eutrophick, and oligotrophick, and yea, there wausse a greate bloumming of the floueres, then it came to pass that the tyme hadde come for the Moste Excellente Examinatiounse for the Royale Ackadamie of Isse-Lande, and it wausse goode. And indeede, the greate Desmond, and the mouste Nouble Mssr. Kessler werre verily in the mouste wounderfulle brayne of the Biologickal Syences, yea, they werre the goode menne. Thus, it didde come to pass that, yea, they didde gou into the Greate Testyng Halle, and they were seatede, and yea, much pleasurable disckourse didde come to pass between them, in the mannere of proper Southern Gentlemen, and it wausse goode. And yea, the questiouns werre diffickulte, and grande, and contryved, and yea, it wausse goode.