At the Parke

And yea, it wasse true that in his youth, the Nikolaus did for many months study under the manne named Goesse; and it wasse true that this Goesse did have many students, and many tattoos. And yea, he didde allow them all to go to the Parkke for a day of Jollity and Frivolousness; and yea, there were many others there, to study of the rolling cars and the trajectories and the arcadii.

And lo, Nikolauss was a diligent little fellow, and yea, he didde arrive atte the time he didde think correct, but only to be an hour too early. And yea, when the time didde come, he didde seek out his teacher (who wasse cleverly disguised), and he didde enter the park, and he didde circle the park, and count many things. Yea, he did count four stands of the dots of dipping, and four stands of the fake tattoos, and two arcades, and many other things, for yea, he was a clever little fellow. Nikolauss didde find the Roland, who didde wield the blade Durendal before Desmond, and he didde find the Je'foe, and it wasse good. And they didde enter the Houses of the Deadde, and they did survive the Time Crisis, and yea, they did also survive the great Lines of the Corn Dogs, for which it took them more than a half-hour to surpass. And yea, they were surrounded by the rolling coasters, but they did but indulge in the bumping cars. And there were many collisions.

Thus didde the Nikolaus live under the rule of the Goateed Goesse.