What did the clock in the cafeteria do when it was hungry?
Why did the sea monster eat five ships with potatoes in them?
What did the cannibal say when he came across a sleeping man?
Why did the boy take his GameCube on the elevator?
What happened when the duck swallowed an atom?
What is one job where it is easy to make thousands of dollars a day?
What happened when the teacher put the plant inside the math classroom?
What do you call a robber covered in cement?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Sunday, April 08, 2007
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It went back four seconds.
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Breakfast in bed!
He wanted to take his gaming to the next level.
It made him quark.
Working in the U.S. mint.
It grew square roots.
A hardened criminal.
To get to the body shop.
Either these were slightly better than the last set, or I'm growing used to your MADNESS.
I didn't laugh at any of these, but I never laugh at anything anyway. Good job!
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