The Chronicles of Desmond, Chapter 35: Nikoulasse and the Projectile

Inne the lande of the Ratte-Kinge, there wausse indeed a greate rockette, and yea, it wausse large, and pouerfulle, and yea, Nikoulasse didde seeke to launche it atte the Kingdomme ouffe Isse-Landde, and yea, Nikoulasse didde summoune a well and bryallante teame of scientysties, who were the beste in the lande, and who didde prossesses the knowledge of the calculus grande, and yea, they didde bringe foruth unto thisse lande a means of launchinge thisse greate rockette, which wausse indeed an ideale projecktile, and didde have the pouer to cause greate distresse and unhappynesse, and yea, it wausse good and welle, howevere, King Kessler, whou didde indeed heare of thisse insident, didde caulle upon hisse owne scyentieste to designne a similarre ideal projecktyle, and yea, they were both fyred at the sayme timme, and yea, the projecktyle of Nikoulasse wausse verily launched at an angell of twentie degreese from the grounde, ande withe an iniyal speede of five hunderd and eighy kilometres per seconde, and yea, the projectyle of Isselande wausse verily launceeth at an angell offe thyrty-fyfe degreese, and at a speede of four hundred and fifftie kilometres per seconde, and yea, itte wausse nevere desidedde whethere they didde interseckte, and yea, now it isse uppe to you to decidde if they didde interseckte.