The Hobo Chronicles of Desmond

Yea behold, Desmond wasse once againe latte one daye. Therefore, it becamme necessary for him to passe by the hobos once more. Yea, and while he wasse doing thisse, he beheld that there were two hobos, and yea, they werre holding hands after the manner of thosee marriede. And one of the hobos had a bellie of one who has drunken too much ale.

And Desmond, in an attempte to make goode humoure, asked of the hobos when they werre to be having their childe. And yea, the hobos replied it woulde be soone, and at that verrie instant, the hobo with the "ale bellie" relieved his bladderr in his pantse, and it wasse goode.

The other hobo, upon seeing the fouling of the pants, exclaimed to the first, "Thy water hast broken!" and hurriede hisse friend offe deepere into a nearbie allie.

And yea, behold, Desmond wasse once again latte the next day. Therefore, it once more becamme necessary for him to passe by the hobos again. Yea, and while he wasse doing thisse, he beheld the two hobos once more, and yea, they had between them a newbourne childe.

The hobo who wasse holding the newbourne childe asked of goode Desmond if he didde not agree that the child wasse indeed cutte. And yea, Desmond left.

And yea, behold, laterre that same dayye, Desmond hearde in the newse of a woman who hadde loste her newbourne child. And yeah, when Desmond inquired of the newse who had taken the child, the newse replied that the child had been stolenne by two hobos who believed that the child wasse theirs.

And yea, on this day, after hearing such things from the newse, Desmond took into serious consideration taking hisse owne life, for he believed thatte there wasse something wronge with this worlde.

The Ende.