Sunday, April 22, 2007

A Tale of Three-Hundred Men: Part One, Part SEVEN

This is a tale of NIKLAUS M. O. B. B. L. I. N. FLLYINGBURGGER. It involve much death & despare, and Pulchritude, and MASAKA. It is about when he is born on Moon-Planete of GRATHOEUS. Also, He is some com

When he was boure the guy said he was a baaad-look
but he was DESTINY

And he was inovlve with many thing and ROCKETSHIPPS one of them looked like this:
8===============D
The was a large brigade
LOLO

It look like this
8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D ------
8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D ------
8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D ------
8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D ------

LOLWWLas
And when he launche into the SPACe then there was big malfunction, but he gain cybernetic part
it was gos and he manage to evolve many times, do he have power of 210 men + 23 ants

ALSO HE WAS CRATHOUS AAS MAKAE

When he go to space colonie some peopel dont like him so he sumugle abourd a small colonie shire and he hide in staorage crat

when no body look then he junp out and startel the guare and he is voctir
theatis how nikoulas come to rule the woulr e eventually
like ar

he was good hwoe

and in the end he say THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Properly, the quote is:

"This! Is! Sparta!"

Though of course regional interpretations vary.

Kelsey said...

During a rolling-for-awesome session in the chat:

** ŠĩŗĴöħñŋ rolled a 2398-sided die for a 2396
ŠĩŗĴöħñŋ: DUUUUDE!!!!
Süpèrdôtmáñ: :OOOOOOOO
Süpèrdôtmáñ: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEE
ŠĩŗĴöħñŋ: :OO
Süpèrdôtmáñ: I GUESS MAYBE IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME

In conclusion, this post was awesome. Satire at its finest!

D McGhie said...

:O