Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Raffles

Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles 
was a man,
who spoke Javanese,
(because he was cool like that)
and one day he went to Singapore, 
whereupon he happened upon,
many exotic women of the tropics,
and, knowing of the upcoming ball,
(at the palace gardens),
he decided to ask one of them,
to be his "assistant convoy",
and thus, he went to the
gathering-place,
and he proceeded to gather some "friends"
who did go up to a strange land, where
the old wood gated lay, beyond
were the high chiefs,
and his friends and he did have
a short chat with the guardian of the gate,
thusly,
he did go, aroused,
and conversed with many other
fine and exotic women, 
also he joined several cults
(including the mathematica)
to be able to see them,
also he engaged in tribal business affairs
to meet them,
and he searched high and low,
and he asked not below three
exotic and fine women,
and they all had bizarre and distressing
excuses,
but now, of a partner,
he was naught, thus,
he went back to the gate-place, 
under the shade of the banyan tree,
and he spoke delicately,
and he did ask the woman
of the gate.

3 comments:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

...the gate?

Also, there have been too many womon-related blagoposts recently. Change is needed.

AND I'M JUST THE MAN TO DO IT.

P.S.: Nice blagopost.

King Kessler said...

I think he refers here to the Gatekeeper.

Desmond said...

Ya, I agree with too many womon posts.