Raffles

Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles 

was a man,

who spoke Javanese,

(because he was cool like that)

and one day he went to Singapore, 

whereupon he happened upon,

many exotic women of the tropics,

and, knowing of the upcoming ball,

(at the palace gardens),

he decided to ask one of them,

to be his "assistant convoy",

and thus, he went to the

gathering-place,

and he proceeded to gather some "friends"

who did go up to a strange land, where

the old wood gated lay, beyond

were the high chiefs,

and his friends and he did have

a short chat with the guardian of the gate,

thusly,

he did go, aroused,

and conversed with many other

fine and exotic women, 

also he joined several cults

(including the mathematica)

to be able to see them,

also he engaged in tribal business affairs

to meet them,

and he searched high and low,

and he asked not below three

exotic and fine women,

and they all had bizarre and distressing

excuses,

but now, of a partner,

he was naught, thus,

he went back to the gate-place, 

under the shade of the banyan tree,

and he spoke delicately,

and he did ask the woman

of the gate.