The nikolas-gods

The nikolas gods were angry. The nikolas had a cool glasses and a beard, also he smelled odd, like that of mouldy wood. In addition, he drank tea leisurely on the patio, and had biscuits, with the Mormons, like the saint matthew, and the devon, and the kelsey, and who drank de-caffeinated, and herbal, teas. Also, he enjoyed many amusements and pleasures of the realm, and delighted in much gambling, and gamboling. Thusly he shot many people in the streets with this beard-whip, which he used at the same time as his deadly grasses in order to slay and cut in half many of the innocents in the streets. One day a young man came up to the nikolas-mount, and he demanded to know why the Nikolas-gods were smiting people in the streets, and the cities. The nikolas-god replied to him, "young man your impudence will not go unpunished" Thusly the nikolas-god filled a great sea with ziggurats of gelatin powder, and they dissolved in the seas, and thusly he placed the young man in the sea, whereupon the gelatin solidified, leaving him suspended in the gelatin. Then the nikolas-god said "mistah kurtz, he dead." And the nikolas-god saw this, and he felt pity for the young man, whom he had wronged so, and thusly decreed that he shall not smite the men in the streets, for they were good men, yea, so he rolled his beard and his glasses into one roll, and it filled the sea, and it shredded the gelatin seas, and young man in it, for he was the chosen-one to die for the sins of mankind, or rather the wrath of an angry god. ?ea, he cried out, as the ziggurats descended, "the horror! the horror!"and thusly, nikolas-god and the young man created the world, and it was good.