Friday, November 02, 2007

Professor Nicholas Hits on a Young Girl

(Read the previous post first)

Time passed in an instant.

He advances towards her, slowly at first, in a manner resembling that of a gas at low temperature, stalking its prey; with cat-like reflexes he pounces and slashes his way forward through piles of desks and chairs, the raw passion intensifying as he draws nearer, in the manner that electrostatic nuclear repulsion forces as atoms do. He holds out both arms together the shape of a sp hybrid orbital, one in front of the other to look larger. having already prepared mentally for the task as an atom promotes electrons to higher energy states, but the excitement in the room grows than those electrons could ever excite themselves.

They touch. He penetrates her outer shell with his. They blend together.

They contort into positions that would be considered sins in every world religion, and illegal in all 50 states (of matter), they bond together linearly, bent, trigonal planar, even exploring the exotic and dangerous octahedral and seesaw positions. Together they position their bodies together perfectly and form perfect resonance structures, one after the other, together on the cold floor. Nicholas gives and she receives input of heat and work and the reaction is magical. 6.00 * 10^3 passionate seconds later the reaction has almost completed. As Nicholas's passion intensifies, he releases himself like an electron, reducing her delicate body, and ionising them both. Together they achieve blissful solvation in the system of the classroom, drifting like aqueous molecules in consummate happiness.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what.
the.
fricking.
heck.

that was wrong.

Cavalcadeofcats said...

I'm with Matt here. WTH.

Maraj said...

I never needed to read that.

Ever.

D McGhie said...

That was creepy, but the metaphors were well done.