Chronicles 2: Return of the Pink Slime

SCENE ONE:

SLIME enters.

Slime: Gurgle, hiss, etc.

COMMON CITIZEN enters.

C.C.: Aaa! A slime!

Slime: [Devours C.C.]

SCENE TWO:

Two TOWNSFOLK approach a door.

Townsman One: We must seek the hero Desmond's aid in stopping this slime!

Townsman Two: It's killing us all!

They knock.

KING KESSLER opens the door.

Kessler: Lo, the hero Desmond is on a far journey, to the land of Bretonia! Hath thou ought that may be accomplished without his presence?

Townsfolk: No! We need a hero to save us!

Kessler: Whatever shall we do?

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE enters, caped in SHADOW.

M.F.: Lo, it is I, the mysterious GARGAMEL! I will aid you!

Townfolk: Hooray!

SCENE THREE:

Slime: hiss, gurgle, etc.

GARGAMEL enters.

Gargamel: I will slay you, death-creature!

Gargamel draws a sword and attacks.

Pink Slime pulls the sword from Gargamel's hands.

Gargamel: You have underestimated me, vile beast!

Gargamel draws another sword and swings it at the slime.

Pink Slime pulls the sword from Gargamel's hands.

Gargamel: Well, I guess you estimated me about right after all. LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS!

Gargamel charges the slime and is swallowed.

Slime: Gurgle, hiss, gurgle.

Gargamel punches his way out of the slime, retrieving his sword and slaying it.

Gargamel: Victory!

SCENE FOUR:

King Kessler: Lo, Gargamel, you are a servant of the people. Accept this great treasure as a reward.

Gargamel: Thank you! I will use it... wisely.

Gargamel departs, accidentally stepping out of shadow as he does so.

King Kessler: That was... NIKOLAUSSE! How can he be still alive? And what will he do with the treasure I just unknowingly gave him? Lo, much evil is afoot!

Find out the truth, next time on... THE CHRONICLES OF DESMOND!