Monday, December 10, 2007

Songs of a Nikolas: Power Squid

The squid swims through the deep seas
Squirting ink to propel itself
Jetting along
It rows through the depths
And its crewmen sing
This song
Ooo
Power Squid
It may or may not
Be an electrical dipole
But its beak
Sharp and polished
Long and deadly
Has a power level
Of over one thousand
It pecks skulls
And sucks out brains
Ooo
Power Squid
Brains don't make it smarter
It can't conquer Earth
(with a human brain)
But they're fairly tasty
Say the crewmen
Who row as they sing this song
Through the depths of the sea
As the squid squirts its ink
Ooo
Power Squid
Ooo
Power Squid
Ooo
Power Squid
(It'll come for you
and suck out your brains)

TOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Yeah!

Power Squid.

2 comments:

D McGhie said...

I want one as a pet.

Kelsey said...

Ooo
Power Squid