League Ranking

This is the proper ordering for members of the League, past, present, and future.

Mr. Feinberg: Chancellor of Brazil, Grand Bidoofus, and Comptroller-In-Chief.

Mr. Singe: Pope; Admiral of the Hat.

Mr. Higham: The Cardinal Beneath The Throne; Admiral of Vice and Other Depravities.

Mr. Ure: Political Liason with the Combined Governments of North, South, and East America, holding the position of Rearmost Admiral for ceremonial purposes.

Mr. Zhang: Archbishop of Canterbury, His Lordship the Commodore, and Official Chronicler.

Mr. Feinberg: Beard-King (deposed and exiled); El Capitan.

Mr. McGhie: Ranking Officer for Deseret Operations; Commander.

Mr. Roland: Holy Knight of France, 1337 h4xx0r (probationary); Lieutenant.

Mr. Fischer: Aquatics Expert, Lead Knife-Fighter, Man of the Streets; Sub-Lieutenant.

Mr. Skowbo: Master of Logistics in the position of Leading Rate.

Any persons not otherwise named should be assumed to hold the rank of Petty Officer. (Because otherwise there will be petty complaints)

(that was funny)

(ha ha)

Contrary to rumour, Mr. Singe is not a long-tailed bear, made so common after the recent forest fires. If any man among you tells otherwise, that man will be stripped to rank.

Mr. Singe is pretty, like the water-rat.

Dismissed!

Post-Script: If Mr. Zhang continues his excessive fraternization, he will be severely disciplined. This is a caution to all officers.

Dismissed (again)!