The Ratte-Kinge's Night of Terror

Yea, thisse storie isse probablie notte relayted to the previousse one, but it does adresse the sayme topick.

Yea, in tymes of olde, the Ratte-Kinge didde experience manie calamities, that didde befalle him like the raine-storme, where there wausse muche thundere and lightninge, and it didde calle out manie vengeful gods, and heathens, and that were indeede displeased at the Ratte-Kinge, and they didde demande a retrobution, and yea, they didde exacte a pennance, and the Ratte-Kinge wausse indeede deprived of the lighte because of the manie sins and atrocities and monstrocities that he had indeede committed. And it came to pass, that the Ratte-Kinge, being deprived of the holie lighte, he didde come to manie men to seek it from themme. Yea, he journeyed to the depths of the oceanes, and the sunne, and the moone, and fynally, he cayme upon our nouble house, and yea, he didde charge the doore, and we were startled, because we didde not expect the Ratte-Kinge, but, however, we didde agree to joyne himme on his queste to fynde the lighte, and it wausse goode.

And then it came to pass, that the Ratte-Kinge, who had broughte hisse brouthere, and that they were indeede in a great and vaste, and cavernous chariout, and it wausse faste, and loude, and wounderfulle. And yea, he didde operate it withe greate skille, and yea he didde commande the chariout to go the the country cottage of the King Kessler, and yea, it didde as such, because it was a dutiful and loyale sonne, and it didde obey his fathere and fear God, and yea, it was a goode christian, and it wausse goode.

And when we didde arrive at the manour of King Kessler, yea, it wausse disckovered that he hadde juste returned fromme a mouste glourious journey, where he hadde slainth manie bears and bear droppings, and he had touched the great point of the Salt, and it was blessèd, and goode. And yea, he didde joyne usse in the greate chariout, and we didde drive offe into the distance, and it wausse goode.

And it came to passe that the Ratte-Kinge wausse indeede manœuveringe the greate charioute withe greate skille, and yea we didde encountere several offerciers of the Lawe, and they were intimidating, yet we passed through unscathed.

And then we didde gou to the countryside manour of the Ratte-Kinge, and yea, we didde climbe and clamboure on the roofe, and there was much dangere, and yea, it was established that the Kessler didde have to be assisted on the clambour uppe, and yea, it wausse determined that this testicles were very smalle accordinglie, and yea, there wausse muche exchanginge of the cellular telephones, and a very romantick spot wausse founde, and it wausse indeede determined to be goode for bringinge womons up to itte, and fornicating withe theme, and we didde have manie interesting adventures.

And then it came to passe, that being goode Christians, we didde once againe adjourne to the great chariout, and the Ratte-Kinge didde dryve to the locale establishemente of the Coffee, where there were indeede manie hot womons, and where his noble familie hadde assembled to disckusse manie worldly matteres, and yea, they didde direckte usse to the nearbye shoppe of the Iced-Cremes, and yea, we didde order plentye, of the materialle, and yea, the men didde indeed take theire spoones fromme that garbage, and eate withe them, for they didde not know that it wausse the garbage canne, and it wausse goode.

And yea, when all the eatinge wausse fynished, and the familie had assembled into manie chariouts, and yea, they didde passe by the Royale house of the Tofu, and yea, they didde mocke it, for its nobility wausse dubious, and it had not recieved any honours from the viscounte, and it wausse goode.

And aftere all wausse donne, everyone returnede home, and the lighte wausse restored, and it wausse goode.