Monday, August 20, 2007

Nicholas the Trickster

This is "fanfiction" of a certain book we were reading at Nicholas House, and this was his idea.

Nicholas was wandering in the forest one day when he noticed two girls in there, frolicking without their deer-pelts or moccasins, and he saw that they were beautiful, and he desired to copulate with them. So Nicholas changed his shape into a rat, and he climbed among the vined that lined the forest floor, until he was close enough to the women, who were indeed naked, and beautiful, and he waited until they were close to the ground, and then he entered one of them. And then after he had had his pleasure, Nicholas withdrew from the young girl, and when he saw that the other one had run away, and he wished to cohabit with her as well, he went to her in the magic way, and he turned his penis into a reed, and threw it at the girl, and she sat upon it, and he entered her, and he sprayed his solution in her body, and then he rolled up his member and put it into his satchel.

3 comments:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

That was a little nasty.

Also, why does it always have to be me?

Also, good use of the "magic way."

Kelsey said...

Well-done! It's indistinguishable from the original.

D McGhie said...

That was gross.