Saturday, August 11, 2007

Jason Jones Gets What He Deserves

by Nicholas Feinberg

(this is fan-fiction and it occurs in a different timeline)

Jason was driving in his stolen can and his gun sack when a police car got behind him and turned on the siren. "Oh man it is the polices" he said, as he sped up to great velocity. But suddenly, the police called for back-up, and when they arrived, they came in droves. "Yo what up punk, the dude is armed and he got a got gun gun, eh?" The polices came on and they All came at him and Jason tried to fight them off like he always did but his time he learned that he can't win all the time. He was arrested, indicted, tried, and sentenced to a term in a juvenile rehabilitation centre and is receiving proper psychiatric treatment.

2 comments:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Fan-fiction AND a different timeline? Covering your bases thoroughly.

Also: Good use of the Canadian Eh.

Also: Aww, poor Jason Jones.

Kelsey said...

A happy ending! :D