Gargamel

Little Matthew had never been quite so terrified in his life. In the grainfield before him, Nicholas, the giant squid, had just descended from the outer limits. Of space. Without warning, he proclaimed, "I am Gargamel! And you have my cummerbunds. No seriously, I have a party tonight and I really need it. Come on, man, it's not funny." Matthew, having stolen the cummerbunds on his voyages throughout the space... sea... was not about to return them now, after having come all this way! So the Nicholas took his arms out and slapped the young man. And now he had his cummerbuds.