Jason Jones and his weird children

And so Jason Jones went back on the train, with children in tow, and rode the rails once again, back to California. When he had disembarked at the train station at the school, his young daughter, Evelyn, escaped his clutched as he was tending to the other child, and ran off into the hectic crowds of the city, where she was eventually found and adopted by a local family. Jason, having no choice but to turn back, with his son firmly in his charge. The train grinded its way through all its stops, until it arrived in Iowa, where Jason awoke from his slumber, only to find that his other child had now also vanished, to who knows where. Feeling terrible at the loss of his entire family, he swore off adventuring for good and focused intently in his academic pursuits, showing the most remarkable progress in the entire school.

Now the young Evelyn, seventeen years later in the school where Jason had lost her, had grown into a really hot womon. One day, in the class of the chemistry, a young man Nicholas, who was very smooth with the ladies, had decided to go after her. And knowing that she was indeed very hot, all the young men did stare at her body, and it did make her uncomfortable, and Nicholas, being sensitive to her distress, called upon a great tidal wave to wash the scalawags into the ocean. And Evelyn, grateful to the Nicholas, did cohabit with him, but they bore no children, and on the day, Nicholas died suddenly. It was a very sad day for the populace.

And on this day, a young man named Kelsey did become aware of this great distress, and calmed and soothed the panic of the school, as it was his way, and the young girl, he did soothe to a great deal, and he was smooth to her, and to him she, and in gratitude, she did cohabit with him, but they bore no children, and on the day, Kelsey died suddenly. It was a very sad day for the populace.

Thus it followed, that the men who had stared at her, were repentant to a great extent, and a young man Matthew, who was older and wiser than the other two, did see their repentance, and he, being a man of the church and pious and good, did use his knowledge to construct a great net, and he used it to rescue the surfers, and he did reunite them with their peers, and Evelyn, seeing this, and knowing him to be a good man, she did cohabit with him, but they bore no children, and on the day, Matthew died suddenly. It was a very sad day for the populace.

And the girl, seeing the devastation that comes with playing it hard and fast with her life, swore to be chaste and pure, and she did so, until her wedding day.