The Rise of King Kessler: A Short Play by Nicholas Feinberg
ACT I
SCENE I
Setting: In a small garden.
Cast: KESSLER
(KESSLER is sitting down, reading. Suddenly, he lifts his head and talks to camera.)
KESSLER: (Exasperated.) The Ratte-Kinge oppresses the good citizens of the Isse-Lande region at every opportunity. We cannot simply sit idly by and allow his tyranny to persevere. We must rise up and declare independence. Isse-Lande shall become its own country, and it must be now!
(Stands up.)
KESSLER: What am I to do? We are small, weak, helpless. There must be some way to fortify our defenses...
SCENE II
Setting: In a tavern. Crowd mumblings can be heard in the background.
Cast: KESSLER, WOOD-ELF
(KESSLER and WOOD-ELF sit at a table, with mugs, they face each other and converse while drinking.)
WOOD-ELF: (Slyly.) We are here to discuss a "business proposition", are we not?
(KESSLER looks around cautiously.)
KESSLER: (Nervously.) Yea, I do consult you for I have heard you are well-versed in the ways of love. Come show me why you do deserve your good name!
WOOD-ELF: Very well then, come with me, and I shall show you a world of delight.
(They go up the the bedchambre.)
SCENE III
Setting: In the bedchambre. Clothing strewn about.
Cast: KESSLER, WOOD-ELF
(KESSLER and WOOD-ELF lie in bed together, unclothed, but covered by bed-sheets.)
KESSLER: (Satisfied.) Yea, verily, I can see now why you are renowned throughout these parts as the greatest of your ilk. You have performed well, and now I offer you this sixpence in gratitude.
(Throws a coin to WOOD-ELF.)
WOOD-ELF: Why that is quite generous!
KESSLER: I assure you, you deserve it richly.
WOOD-ELF: Well, especially in these troubled times, as you know how the Ratte-Kinge keeps our economy in such a poor state.
KESSLER: (Excited.) Indeed. That is quite the subject which I had hoped to discuss. The Ratte-Kinge is indeed evil in his tyrannies over the region of Isse-Lande. But perhaps I have a plan to finally end all of this injustice. You of course, being a creature of the wood, have surely heard of the "bear-weasel" and its exploits?
WOOD-ELF: Of course, the bear-weasel is well knows to us, but what could you possibly want to know of its habits and exploits?
KESSLER: The bear weasel is indeed the most powerful of beasts. It is instrumental in my grand endeavours to liberate Isse-Lande. The bear-weasel, in the right hands, could indeed wreak great havoc on the Ratte-Kingdom, and in the fury and panic, our small rebel armies could easily take Isse-Lande, and we shall be free!
WOOD-ELF: (Skeptically.) If you truly desire to know about the bear-weasel, then I can point you in the direction of an expert in the field. I myself do not posses significant knowledge of its ways.
(Writes some information down on a piece of parchment, and gives it to KESSLER.)
KESSLER: That is sufficiently marvelous. I shall contact him at once! You...you're not like other wood-elves I have consorted with in the past...no, you have an air of distinction, of nobility that I cannot place...
WOOD-ELF: (Nervously.) Oh! It is nothing. A trick of the mind, most certainly. I am but a humble wood-elf worker. And you as well, you are, well different from all my other clients...you seem to respect me so...and you are especially intelligent, well, for a human at least...
(Flips the coin back to KESSLER.)
WOOD-ELF: Here, this one is complementary! Until the next time!
(Darts off too quick to follow.)
KESSLER: How interesting...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Sunday, July 08, 2007
The Rise of King Kessler Act I: Draft Submission
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2 comments:
What.
That was... different.
...If it was done by anyone else I would be unsure of the seriousness of this plot, but since it is David, I know of the unseriousness.
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