Circumstances

This was also Kelsey's idea.

Kelsey: LOL!

17:28 me: 着く次第ペ**のサンドを食べる

Kelsey: The sand of the circumstance p**** which arrives is eaten

17:29 You should write a story on that.

me: LオL

Kelsey: Then change 'p****' to 'Desmond' at the last minute.

me: 。。。

17:30 Kelsey: You know, for censorship.

Censorship is important.

One day, a brave adventurer packed up his knapsack and set off on his grand aeroplane to the desert, where he crash-landed...on his crotch. "Oh, man this circumstance sucks!" he exclaimed as he fell into a sand dune, whimpering in pain.

ケルシはいろんな町に住んでいました。貧乏な周囲に生まれたら、大体飛行機を飛ばしてはいけません。だけど、ケルシは勇気がありました。