Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Awakening: The Movie

BY NICHOLAS FEINBERG

(A dark room, with bed in corner, bare walls)
ROSHAN: Oh, where am I? Look, a space heater!
swings space heater, hitting his testicles in the process
crawls through the duct
REBECCA: oh hey it's you!

DAIMONE: hey let me come inside too
joins
applause

LATER:

ROSHAN: You freemasons! My kite will defeat you!
Kite transforms into fighting kite
and flies arond the room
and kills the king freemason

later, the DAIMON escapes and ravages the town

DAIMONE: ok
they do

THE END

4 comments:

Kelsey Higham said...

this totally wasn't finished
who published it foo

Kelsey said...

You can edit it and hit Save As Draft to unblog it.

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Oh, no! Roshan! Don't you see? The daimone's just using you!

Poor Roshan.

Kelsey said...

applause