Communablag I of I

On one fine day, the hero Desmond set out from his home. Armed with a warm tablecloth, three cheesecakes and the sword Durendal, he began his grande Quest: to slay the vile Ethan-heim!

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As he passed the great forest, there were many female elves that emerged form the thick underbrush, and they did come bearing all manner of instruments of sexual delight, and they took hold of Desmond and they did disrobe him, and he was giddy with delight, at the prospect of being raped by forest elves.

Meanwhilst in the city to the East, Matthias was praying to Lord Timmarack. He requested an eye to the forest, so that he may watch over his friend in his adventuring. The Lord granted him his request, him being as loyal a church-member as he was. What he saw was not acceptable for such a young hero to experience. He outlined a plan to save his friend!

Swiftly, Matthew's minions massively mouldered many monstrous wood elves. Desmond was saved in the nick of time; though he appeared somewhat disappointed, perhaps because in the commotion, his sword Durendal had vanished. Now Desmond and his companions had a new quest: to recover the sacred blade Durendal!

Then, Desmond had sex with at least 12 million women, and then he had sex with at least 4 million men, and it was good.

THE END