Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Sir ur get

We should stop looking at information on the "yard"

it scarred me

and then

my eyes exploded

they flew upwards 100 miles

into space
then
past space

and then they went to

space spain

where they encountered

space juan

and

they gamboled

and jambled

and discussed matters of the heart

and

the yard

Once upon a time where was a womon who had sex with nbikolas , nikolas senjoyed this he kloves in in face and that tok it yp the Arse
hymnal

But then came the Censor, who was much aggrieved. "Who is it that doth use such rude terms and concepts in My realm; such crudity and profanity as might befoul the reputation of a Goat!" And with a flaming sword that pointed each way, he did strike down the infidel, reaching out beyond reality itself to end its life.

And then, having completed its task, having avenged the insult against its dignity, its self, its digestive tract, the Censor flew unto the heavens; and he did commune with the remains of Nikolas's eyeballs, sitting at a too-small table with the eyeballs, Space Don Juan, and a pair of salt and pepper shakers.

Then the Shakers appeared, and

they did not have sex with
a penisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssddsï
F¨¨CK
THE F¨ççKING END

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