Whatever Happened to the Nikolas-Car?

(Authored by an anonymous contributor; edited by myself.)

whatever happened

to the nikolas car?

now

that he is not

chaffing the crude

irradiators

and pulling the steam-pipes

and trans-axels

and feeing it noxious, noxious coal

the great simmering beast

that protrudes black smoke

foul and acrid

that chokes the peasants of our walled city

as the seed and hoe the fields

of gray wheat

with soot that falls

like rain

and blackens our bread

did he sell it
to his aunt?

well

that is to be expected

from a baron such as he

the cold, black clad faceless

nobles who chain their peacants

to the land and sell their souls

to the plutocracacies

they called him "grey-face"

after the dark simmering countenace he wore

like an iron mask of knights

of days long gone

he took his great monolith

that belched foul miasmas

and he wheeled it,

by ox-cart,

to the town square,

and he ran over the sick, and the plagued,

for the miasmas it extruded clogged the orifices of those

who dared live in such a place

and churned their humours

such that they were choleric

and plegmatic

and they cried an awful cry

o when shall we see the light of day again

when the monolith is gone, and torn down

but their cried were muffled by the great roar

of a thousand tonnes of black coal

burning in its belly

and firing its shifting frameork

what could save them?
who could save them?

nikolas

the one with

the long-beard

they called him
"the great pacificator "

he took to the masses

and he shouted over the great

clasing and clangnig

he eased their sorrows

and their pain

with his cocaine tablets

and opiates

and

tree-herbs

and the monolith still stands

and shoots its black smoke

and chokes the life blood of that small town

and the people are no longer affronted by ti

and they are content

and complacent

and they sir

and they fear no more

was that the end?

should i make it happy?

no.

too late

because

at that monoet

desmond

the muscular one

came on a horse

and he said

no more shall you ckoke the longs of the people with your smoke and

enlslave their minds

and

he stabbed his braodsword

through the heart of the beast

and the nikolas

and the sun shimned

and it rained

a clean rain

and the blackness washed off

and

in like 100 years

the villaeg prosperous

there was this hot girl

and she said

thank you for saving us

and she had sex

with him
desmond
the muscular one

or maybe his grond son

she did it

because

they were

in love

(THE END)

(...or is it?)