Worth Noting

So Darius was all "dude ask Delaine about the thing with the thing" and I was all like "you are a very silly man" and he was all "what why" and the simplest explanation possible was the following transcript from the future.

Ceol: Hey dude!
Delaine: Who are you?
Delaine: How did you get this number?
Delaine: Out! OUT!
Ceol: WAUGH
Ceol: WAIT
Ceol: I come in place of Darius Zachariah.
Ceol: I believe you know him.
Delaine: Oh yeah, I hate that guy.
Delaine: Why isn't he talking?
Delaine: He is online and stuff.
Ceol: He's too shy to talk to you because he fancies you.
Delaine: o lol
Ceol: So anyways:
Ceol: What does CGR stand for?
Delaine: How do you know that name?
Ceol: Oh, Darius shows us all the transcripts of his conversations with you.
Delaine: That's totally sensible and not stalkerlike.
Delaine: Anyway, CGR stands for
CONTINUITY ERROR
ABORT

In summary: Continuity errors are a pain to fix. Don't try to solve problems requiring hard facts by engaging in hypothetical conversations.