Salokin

public class Salokin {

private static boolean isEvil = true;
private static boolean hasBeard = false;
private static boolean hasMonsterTruck = true;

public boolean deceive(boolean x)
{
return !x;
}

public int delude(int x)
{
return ((x + 13023) * 320 % 60312 / 55 % 3203 * 3202562 % 1203);
}

public void TeachOughtThatDothVaryFromTheDoctrineOfTheApostlesAndOtherDoctorsApprovedByTheChurchsCensure
(InnocentMan i)
{
i.heresy++;
God g = new God();
i.blaspheme(g);
}
}