Wednesday, May 14, 2008

the TRUTH

MYTH: Nikolas knows how to spell

FACT: the real nordic numbering system does not distingush between addition and multiplication. In fact there is not such distinction in real life. It was invented by reactionaries to counteract the revolution.

FACT: division does not exist. It was invented by radicals and liberals to separate man from God

Here are the facts:

There only exist the numbers Sex and Ten (oft Tin)

how many feet are in a furlong.
sex and tin and tin and sex and tin

1 comment:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Sir! Sir!

This is genius.

Especially the bit about reactionaries.

More, I say! More!

P.S. I like how you hate reactionaries AND liberals.